"You have information that the 'Corporation' will stop at nothing to get - escape to safety!" says the blurb on what would appear a basic web-based bread-and-butter driving game from 2004. The basic controls (as in "the controls, which are basic", not "the controls that are basic") span five of the hundred-or-so keys on your basic everyday keyboard. For lack of a direct translation for the apt Russian proverb "на халяву и уксус сладок", the essence is probably conveyed in the words 'it's free, quit bitchin''. In all honestly, it must have hit a sweet spot in its corner of the market, having sprouted a lasting lineage of games that look, walk, and duck a lot like it.