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StubbyPosted - 13 December 2001 2:36 PST
As Admin on this board I thought it was about time to proclaim myself as the shitmaster too...

Here's the deal:

I've been perfecting my shitting technique for quite some time now. Yesterday I broke my record (again). I managed to take a dump, take a piss and wipe my ass, all within 20 seconds!!!

Bow to the Shit King boys and gals :-)

- The axe swinging master -

timPosted - 13 December 2001 2:40 PST
how long does it take you to do the NH and not just the run if you know what i mean ;) ;)
MorfansPosted - 13 December 2001 4:06 PST
Tim's right. That's the Easy Run record for sure (and a very impressive one. You've obviously been working on your "bunny plopping" technique), but I have been pretty much constantly shitting for five and a half days now. THAT'S a Nightmare 100%.
messiahPosted - 13 December 2001 6:37 PST
beat this: i haven't taked a shit in 5 days :)
NagasakiPosted - 13 December 2001 7:35 PST
Heck I was having only one shit in ~18 days when I was in Portugal last year... don't ask me where all these cereals have gone!

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KenPosted - 13 December 2001 10:41 PST
Damn, Stub, you're quick!

Can u also clean the pipes in 20 seconds??

We live, as we dream - alone.

messiahPosted - 13 December 2001 11:35 PST
hahaha!!! you totally own me nagasaki! !!! =)
Fr3nPosted - 13 December 2001 12:05 PST
Stubby, this question is on everyone's lips. Are you going to include a demo of a massive fast sphincter-breaking shit as an egg in qd100qwav? what's the code?
StubbyPosted - 13 December 2001 13:00 PST
I might do that, but on the other hand, when it comes to shitting I'm only doing 'runs'....
Richard should be the one doing the egg demo for Qd100Qwav :-)

- The axe swinging master -

timPosted - 13 December 2001 15:37 PST
richard i believe your currently doing more of a marathon than a NH, for a NH you have to do the secrets too :)
StubbyPosted - 13 December 2001 15:38 PST
Then my 20 second record could count as 'The Rabbit Dump' :-)

- The axe swinging master -

MorfansPosted - 13 December 2001 16:06 PST
So far for my marathon I've done....

Shitgate Central
Arsehole of the Damned
The Necrapolis
The Grisly Butto
Zigguarse Vertigo
Gloom Heap
The Door to Shit-on
The shithouse of Chthon
The Instoolation
The Ogre Shitidel
Crypt of Decay
The Ebon Fortrarse
The Wizard's Pants
The Dismal Toilette
Turdination Central
The Vaults of Stink
The Turd of Terror
Satan's Dark Delight (hee hee)
The Haunted Stools
Wind Tunnels (LOL)
Chambers of Torment (ROFL)

Haven't got time to think of any for ep4, I've got to go for a shit again....

Fr3nPosted - 13 December 2001 16:19 PST
the sewage system [nt]
MorfansPosted - 14 December 2001 5:56 PST
DAMN! I missed out "The Underearth".

I'll have to start all over again. *groan*

StubbyPosted - 14 December 2001 6:26 PST
What's the correct english word for the 'ass muscle' ?
I can't find it in my dictionary anywhere....

- The axe swinging master -

MorfansPosted - 14 December 2001 7:36 PST
Depending on who you ask the answer is..

Shambler
Optic
Rolle
Carl
Ken
Jonny
etc, etc.

But I think the work you are looking for is sphincter.

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