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Stubby | Posted - 13 December 2001 2:36 PST As Admin on this board I thought it was about time to proclaim myself as the shitmaster too... Here's the deal: I've been perfecting my shitting technique for quite some time now. Yesterday I broke my record (again). I managed to take a dump, take a piss and wipe my ass, all within 20 seconds!!! Bow to the Shit King boys and gals :-) - The axe swinging master - |
tim | Posted - 13 December 2001 2:40 PST how long does it take you to do the NH and not just the run if you know what i mean ;) ;) |
Morfans | Posted - 13 December 2001 4:06 PST Tim's right. That's the Easy Run record for sure (and a very impressive one. You've obviously been working on your "bunny plopping" technique), but I have been pretty much constantly shitting for five and a half days now. THAT'S a Nightmare 100%. |
messiah | Posted - 13 December 2001 6:37 PST beat this: i haven't taked a shit in 5 days :) |
Nagasaki | Posted - 13 December 2001 7:35 PST Heck I was having only one shit in ~18 days when I was in Portugal last year... don't ask me where all these cereals have gone! *** |
Ken | Posted - 13 December 2001 10:41 PST Damn, Stub, you're quick! Can u also clean the pipes in 20 seconds?? We live, as we dream - alone. |
messiah | Posted - 13 December 2001 11:35 PST hahaha!!! you totally own me nagasaki! !!! =) |
Fr3n | Posted - 13 December 2001 12:05 PST Stubby, this question is on everyone's lips. Are you going to include a demo of a massive fast sphincter-breaking shit as an egg in qd100qwav? what's the code? |
Stubby | Posted - 13 December 2001 13:00 PST I might do that, but on the other hand, when it comes to shitting I'm only doing 'runs'.... Richard should be the one doing the egg demo for Qd100Qwav :-) - The axe swinging master - |
tim | Posted - 13 December 2001 15:37 PST richard i believe your currently doing more of a marathon than a NH, for a NH you have to do the secrets too :) |
Stubby | Posted - 13 December 2001 15:38 PST Then my 20 second record could count as 'The Rabbit Dump' :-) - The axe swinging master - |
Morfans | Posted - 13 December 2001 16:06 PST So far for my marathon I've done.... Shitgate Central Haven't got time to think of any for ep4, I've got to go for a shit again.... |
Fr3n | Posted - 13 December 2001 16:19 PST the sewage system [nt] |
Morfans | Posted - 14 December 2001 5:56 PST DAMN! I missed out "The Underearth". I'll have to start all over again. *groan* |
Stubby | Posted - 14 December 2001 6:26 PST What's the correct english word for the 'ass muscle' ? I can't find it in my dictionary anywhere.... - The axe swinging master - |
Morfans | Posted - 14 December 2001 7:36 PST Depending on who you ask the answer is.. Shambler But I think the work you are looking for is sphincter. |
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