I think this page shows that, given enough time, I will speedrun almost any game. So if you ever talk to me and I say "I don't think that's a good game to speedrun," just link me to this page.

Actually, the game isn't so bad, it's just very mediocre. It has very original ideas in regards to the use of the tongues but the game is too short, has little or no replay value, and a lot of people will be put off by the horrible graphics. So just watch me beat it in 14:40...talk about a short romp. You only have to beat four stages (out of six) to complete the game.

Tell me that in the caves of Jungle Land you can't help but say "TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS! EVERYDAY!" That's what I thought. But now tell me why the first boss is an ape with Johnny Bravo's head. Tell me.

Collecting all the crowns was both fun and irritating. This run could be done faster, and I had originally intended to redo it (with Davy, my hero) but unfortunately for all Chameleon Twist fans across the globe (that's both of you) I decided to keep this. It's good overall, but there are some embarassing moments in Bomb Land and the pool table in the Ghost Castle was just ridiculously slow (combine bad luck, bad camera angles, and a bad player -- ouch). I think a perfect run could probably break 40:00 -- that's how much the pool table rocked me.

I don't want to say this game is random, but let's say I found a LOT of ways to fail horribly in pretty much every room that involves spinning violently around wooden poles with your tongue, usually a new one each time. Poor Linda, suffering from so many potential euphemisms.

Feel the power of Ant Land's jive.