This run sparkles.

<@MrSparkle> I dont got useful stuff to say, so i will leave you all be

<@MrSparkle> I'd want to make a cool widget type thing like some keygens you see out there
<@MrSparkle> each time you hit generate outcome it would play the scream from when the sprout come up

<Vugmer> Who thinks it's a good idea to ship four NES games with manuals and maps in a fucking barely-big-enough bubble envelope?
<MrSparkle> whos thr shipper
<MrSparkle> the people that stuff item in wrappers all day
<MrSparkle> people down thier necks to shove that package
<MrSparkle> the kind of man that does not donate at charities would say that

<@MrSparkle> make a graph
<@MrSparkle> with each fram for the X axis
<@MrSparkle> y axis speed
<@MrSparkle> same with sidehopping, backwalking?, and SS on ice
<@MrSparkle> also how the values are effected with boots
<@MrSparkle> ive never tried a iron boots ss
<@MrSparkle> Cosmo you understand

<@MrSparkle> argh saw another smashed spider
<@MrSparkle> I told my dad I don't mind spiders in my room :|
<@MrSparkle> but still he goes on smashing tours through the house

<@MrSparkle> google is a hentai site
<@MrSparkle> no?

<@MrSparkle> [05:30] <@Jiano> to,mp[a
<@MrSparkle> wow dude
<@MrSparkle> you tend to type pretty well

<unreal> whos the ultimate zelda god
<@MrSparkle> me
<@ZFG> kazooie
<@MrSparkle> it take s agod to keep this room running
<@MrSparkle> with all you spammers

<LigerOfFortune> linktetra i think i speak for everyone when i say i dont get what you just said
<LigerOfFortune> lol
<LinkTetra> sorry it is just YaBB foten gives me a lot of trouble
<vgmrsepitome> Still not following you, Titra.
<LigerOfFortune> give it equal trouble
<LinkTetra> does it happen to others? Some days a strig works some doays it does not it seems
<LinkTetra> oh well
(LinkTetra = MrSparkle)

<LinkTetra> What did I do to make myslef appear feminin? Or is this not based on anything I did, nessesarily?

<MrSparkle> I can fit 6 quarters in my nose

<@MrSparkle> soon is less than 4 hours from now, most fo the time

<MrSparkle> bsidwell i said this before, that boob climbing has uses in speedrunning

<@MrSparkle> 'finely calculated dick dangle algorithms'

[05:28] <BUSHU> guys
[05:28] <BUSHU> ejaculating on your chest is a really strange thing to do
[05:34] <MrSparkle> do unto other as you would do unto yourself
[05:34] <MrSparkle> or something
[05:36] <ShadowJacky> ...
[05:39] <MrSparkle> work with me

<MrSparkle> new pants are nice, but not new zippers

<@MrSparkle> DO DOOOO
<@MrSparkle> DO DO DO DODODO
<@MrSparkle> DO DO DOOO

<MrSparkle> I got balls

<@MrSparkle> I'm jamming to WW music
<@MrSparkle> I'm jamming to dragon roost islabd music
<@MrSparkle> I'm jamming to hamtaro music Sad
<@MrSparkle> I'm jamming to gits music
<@MrSparkle> jamming to Cosmo's song
<@MrSparkle> jammin to dark world
<@MrSparkle> jamming to new st trailer again
<@MrSparkle> jammin to kratos theme
<@MrSparkle> jamminf to pm music
<@MrSparkle> jammin to st music
<@MrSparkle> I've been jammin to black eyed peas lately
<@MrSparkle> gonna startjamming
<@MrSparkle> I'm jamming to my 40MB flac atm
<@MrSparkle> I was jamming to a 40 MB flac earlier today
<@MrSparkle> jammin to geass music
<@MrSparkle> I'm jamming to a 500 MB flac
<@MrSparkle> jammin to flac symphonia music!
<@MrSparkle> jammin to rurouni kenshin
<@MrSparkle> jammin to death note music
<@MrSparkle> jammin to dark world
<@MrSparkle> jammin to bleach
<@MrSparkle> jammin to geass
<@MrSparkle> jammin to laputa music
<@MrSparkle> still a jammin
<@MrSparkle> jammin to water temple
<@MrSparkle> jammin to silversun
<@MrSparkle> jammin to oot rearranged
<@MrSparkle> Zero I'm jammin to dn muisc
<@MrSparkle> jammin to one wing angel
<@MrSparkle> jammin to dbz music

<MrSparkle> the ceo of mcdonalds works for mcdonalds

<MrSparkle> we are discussing
<MrSparkle> yeah
<MrSparkle> horrible human injustices back in my mother country
<MrSparkle> gtfo complain to them!
<MrSparkle> go hit your head on hard things
<MrSparkle> and don;t you dare get mad here, take it to the admins

<MrSparkle> adult activities
<MrSparkle> adults do some terrible things
<MrSparkle> more then most shootings involve adults
<MrSparkle> wars? mainly adults fighting them

<MrSparkle> change is what makes us grow, but also what destroys us

<@MrSparkle> I said this long ago, change is what gets a group big, change is also when ultimatemy destroys the group

<MrSparkle> the stream is still going
<MrSparkle> but more importantly, fire your bestemotional support at me getting this jar open
<MrSparkle> since thats all you can really do over irc

<MrSparkle> what travels faster, sound or the sunset
<MrSparkle> at what latitudes do they equal?
<MrSparkle> idk, assuming middle fo the summer for norther hemisphere
<MrSparkle> since day night times vary

Thanks to SDA! Listen to the audio commentary if you want more info.

Also, feel free to contact me:
Email - tiki77747@gmail.com
AIM - goldenlightning7
MSN - soaringeagle93@hotmail.com
YouTube - Tiki656
Twitch - www.twitch.tv/tiki77747

First off, I would like to thank Tiki, Surreal, Irregular Jinny, Raijin, Hsanrb, Axon, and Obdajr for being awesome friends and coming up with new strats for this game. You guys are awesome. I couldn't have done it without you guys.

Intro: Pretty standard intro stage. I get really quick bees and a good ship, so that's nice.

Chill Penguin: This is also a good stage. The Penguin fight was also really good, but I lost a couple seconds trying to hit him with a dash shot at the end. Overall, still pretty good.

Storm Eagle: Not much to say about this stage, other than the trick I use to get the helmet, which saves half a second or so. I didn't get the best RNG on Eagle, but he is a dick anyway.

Boomer Kuwanger: The new SS trick: The Iceless Heart. This is the hardest trick to pull off in 100%. Essentially, what this does is allows you to get the sub-tank and heart in Mammoth's stage with the boomerang, saving 10 seconds in total. I get the iceless second try though, so I lose about 2 seconds or so. Getting this jump first try is ridiculous as it is. Then, the Kuwanger fight isn't amazing, but I'll take it.

Flame Mammoth: I get the arm parts pretty perfectly here. As I mentioned earlier, I get the sub-tank and heart with the boomerang. The only mistake I make in this level is at the very end where I don't dash for some reason.

Sting Chameleon: Again, pretty standard. I get good RNG on the green guy. Although, we started using 18 boomerangs instead of 17 to make this boss a little faster. Then, we implement a dash shot on Chameleon to make up for the lack of boomerang.

Chill Revisit: I get a damn-near perfect slope jump here before getting into the armour.

Spark Mandrill: The shittiest stage of my run. Not only do I not get the sub-tank first try, but I also get hit like 3 times in the dark hallway. Then, the final trick in this stage is getting the heart with the boomerang.

Armoured Armadillo: The only noticeable mistake I make here is not dashing off the cart at the start, which costs me a little bit of time.

Launch Octopus: This was a good level. I get perfect RNG on Octopus (no gay vortex's), but I don't do the fight as well as I wanted, hence, the rolling shield going all the way from one side to the other. Also, on the ship, I stay to the right of it when it is exploding to reduce lag.

Hadouken visits: Pretty okay, but on the second death, I mess up. Overall, the jumps were okay. Charged chameleon sting is used here to lessen margin for error.

Sigma 1: The ol' leap o' faith. I hold right at the wall when getting hit by the blue dude to get hit faster for Vile. I make a mistake while climbing the shaft with charged C-sting, but it wasn't that big of a deal. I could have stayed to the left when Hadouken'ing Bo-Spider, but no biggie. Also, at 29:32 in the video, it does something a little odd, but it is nothing major. It is the only time in the video it does this. It may have been an encoding error or something.

Sigma 2: I almost fucking die here at the start. I don't know what happened, lol.
Chill Penguin always starts with the ice attack, so he can be Hadouken'd with this method easily. Rangda: I get a blue eye, which is awesome. I thought the red eye would come down also, which would have been an insanely fast fight, but it didn't. I don't get the four-shot on the nose. Meh.

Sigma 3: Yay, I get the skip at the start. This doesn't save as much time as it does in any%, but it still saves quite a bit.
This stage was the biggest downfall of my run. I was hoping D-Rex would give me a good pattern, and to my demise he does not. I try to Hadouken him as he comes down, but I am just a few frames late. So I have to finish him off the boomerangs :((. This was a similar mistake Tiki made in his previous 38:57: He doesn't get the Hadouken on D-Rex.

Final: Yeah, nothing to say here. It's really hard to mess this up.

All in all, this can be improved, but that's for later. I will continue to try and beat this time and hope to knock it down to sub 37, which would be really fucking insane.

I would also like to thank Nate, Mike Uyama, Flip and everyone else for managing SDA, an amazing web site.