Thursday, 6th December by dex
Laziness is not a crime - 15:14
Let's start with the episode stuff. Michael Hudson has exposed us to the horror that is rogue, namely the dreaded and feared r1m4. The Easy Run he improved by 1 second was already in his possession, but he did it nevertheless. 42 seconds of evading death mark his return to making demos after, well, a while. :)
Forcing me to do 'gamedir digs01', Flavio Quadros has Ran the realm of d7, and he did it on the Easy difficulty: this 0:46 ER is the result of his courageous running. It's not the end of the digs01 demos for today, but this will be covered later...
Another of the staff members, Richard Skidmore, has noticed that there is a hole in the tables that is there for almost a decade. This revelation has led him to creating a Nightmare Run of black episode, in exactly 7:45, a shameless table filling action. But he didn't just stop there, no! Quite the contrary, it left him pumped up enough to do a Nightmare 100% of the very same episode. Filled with incredibely precise misses and perfectly fluent stuck-ups, this entertaining bit of speedrunning is 11:52 long, 43 seconds better than Tim Doherty.
Basil de Vries did a Nightmare 100% on dmc1m4. The first to happen was this pretty nice 1:37, which is 19 seconds faster than his earlier endeavours on the map. However, being Orbs and all, he first sent us a message, without the demo. Whooops. Then he decided to improve the demo some more and the result is this 1:29, further 8 seconds faster. Learning from his previous mistake with submission, he did THE EXACT SAME THING once again, sending us an empty message first. A monkey would have learned by now ;).
With this stupid joke behind us, time to go back to Flavio again. Using the knowledge imparted unto us by the mighty Grandma of speedrunning, Morfans, he did a Nightmare 100% on gibplex, again in 0:44, this time getting all the kills. 44 seconds faster than Richard.
And finally, the last record in this update that does not feature NahkahiiR. I went back to the very beginnings and made an improvement on the map that is known as hhouse. And I improved the Easy 100% by exactly two seconds to achieve this 1:46. Curse the decimal!
Time for a total antithesis of laziness, at least in the demo making department. Jaakko Alakopsa! He had a part in 10 demos in this update. The first three are a lonely work, single player demos. He took czg_moon as his first target. The Easy 100% by Amrik Kochhar was improved by 32 seconds, this 2:03 being the result. Then, the Nightmare 100% by Justin Fleck was improved using the same means as the EH. This 2:31 improves the earlier record by 54 seconds.
The next target in Nahk's killing spree was his own Easy 100% of q1tm3_hrim2_V2. It's name may be long, but this new 1:39 certainly is not. 10 seconds shorter than the earlier demo.
And finally, the coops. A lot of them. Mostly created by two men (at least according to the official info ;)): Aleksander Osipov and Jaakko Alakopsa. Those two have organised a mini-speedcon, except it wasn't like a speedcon at all and it was just two of them replaying the same coop demos over and over. Bearing that in mind, their demos were mostly iD stuff, so you can't fault them for not having a good choice of what to improve.
That's all for today. In case I don't get an occasion, and I probably won't because you all are lazy bastards, Happy Christmas, New Year's Eve and also Easter.
Wednesday, 14th November by NahkahiiR
The fish is no longer alive - 14:07
Remaining single player demos were recorded on custom maps. First off we go to coagula3 where Basil de Vries improved his own Easy 100% demo from the stone age by 21 seconds, in 2:06.
The most interesting map in this update is gibplex. First Flavio beat Karol Urbanski by 7 seconds in the Nightmare 100% category, to get a 0:44. Then, Richard Skidmore submitted two trick demos. There are no really insane tricks in his demos, however, the trick is to have slower time than the previous record! How is that possible? The map had a bug that made a fish spawn inside a wall. That's why others didn't get all kills on the map. After finding out what was wrong he recorded Easy 100% and Nightmare 100% in 1:23 and 1:28, "beating" Karol by -32 seconds and Flavio by -44 seconds, respectively.
Next up is sm28. Flavio beat my Easy Run by 9 seconds to get a 1:31. For a long time, the Nightmare Run had been an empty slot. Richard continued his tablefilling efforts with a 2:39. A day later, Flavio submitted a 67 seconds improvement: 1:32.
One day, Laurent Mertens wanted to beat a Thomas Bergendorff demo on a forgotten map - rettear. He chose the Easy 100% and owned lodis by 3 seconds to get a 1:52. Nice job!
Finally, I did some coops with Basil. In the Ogre Citadel, we beat Nolan Pflug and Justin Fleck's ancient Nightmare 100% by 7 seconds to get a 1:02. Logically, we moved on to the Crypt of Decay where we owned Richard Skidmore and Thomas Stubgaard's hangoverish Nightmare 100% by 16 seconds in 1:43. As a last demo in this update, we go back to the digs01 episode. In d4 we recorded a tablefiller (single player time 1:02) in 40 seconds!
Oh, I almost forgot one thing. Jozsef Szalontai has released a new version of Joequake and for some reason did not tell about it in the news page. However, he told us about the changes: "Cosmetic changes that should make watching demos and avi capture more pleasurable in GL."
I hope I didn't forget anything else. :-P
Friday, 2nd November by dex
Finally - 20:05
Friday, 26th October by dex & NahkahiiR
Silence? What is it? - 18:18
Friday, 19th October by NahkahiiR
We are lazy bums - 22:35
Yes, finally! The winners of this contest were Dmitry Dementjev and David Hocking. Go view the current standings of the Third SDA Championships ladder. It may look like Dmitry is running for the victory but I guarantee, it wasn't the last contest in this Championship!
Monday, 17th September by NahkahiiR
Championship 3 contest 6 - 20:13
A NEW CONTEST
The sixth round in this championship will be fought on "Different Reality" by Damian Kulot. Easy Run and Easy 100% are being contested and demos should be in our inbox no later than Midnight CET, Monday October 1st 2007.
What are you still waiting for? Go record demos! ;-)
Friday, 17th August by dex
A prisoner of conscience - 20:14
*ONE DAY BEFORE*
Eh, I wonder what weather is it today. Why do they still keep me in this cell? I mean, I didn't have any visions for so long, and my paranoia isn't a problem anymore, either...ah well. I've heard them talking that doc Nikolay wants to release me. A good man, he is. Maybe I'll be free today or tomorrow. Oh well, seems like my food and medicine arrived, time to eat. Mashed potatoes? I HATE mashed potatoes. I've already told it to them numerous times and they just keep making it more and more often. Maybe they do it on purpose...nah, why would they? Impossible. It sounds plausible. No! Damnit, medicine time. It looks weird. Different from other days. Why do they keep me locked here and give me medicine? They said I'm better. They should release me. Maybe they give me bad drugs on purpose? To make me mad? No. It's not possible. They're supposed to help me. Or are they? They must be one of THEM! ARGH, STOP IT! That's just paranoia I have...or maybe THEY want me to think it's paranoia? RELEASE ME YOU BASTARDS!
Argh! My head, it hurts! The world, it's starting to whirl...like a whirlpool, it draws me inside...and I'm there again. What was the name of this land? THEIR land? di...Digs. That was it. Are THEY still here? It seems deserted. Maybe the nightmare won't come again. What is that figure in there? Could it be one of the fresh minions of THEIRS? No, it's not possible. THEY are back! Laurent Mertens... I still remember him from this realm back before the treatment. Wha... DON"T COME CLOSER! Where are you taking me? d1. The monsters, they are here. He's killing them! Whoa, that was EASY. And fast. All dead in 0:55. I've seen a different of THEM - David Spickermann - do it 2 seconds slower. ARgh, where now, you FREAK? No, not d2! I've seen too much of it already! The Nightmare... my head, it fells like 100% of my brain is filled with Nightmare. 1:51 and it's all over. I haven't felt this yet (tablefiller). Whirlpool again, no! Or yes! What's wrong with me? It's just a vision, hallucination, SNAP OUT OF IT, try to rememb... d6. I have to RUN, get away. *1:04 later* Phew that was EASY, even though I haven't yet seen it done (tablefiller).
Back to the cell. The doors are still locked - I want to get out! THEY are here, around trying to watch my every move, I'm TRAPPed TraPped... there's a WAY OUT I KNOW it! Why won't Nikolay release me. He's WiTH THEM, he must be. It starts again, aaaahh!
That's him...one of my most frequent sights in this realm. Jaakko Alakopsa, that was the name. I'm safe in this place. In my cell, THEY watch my every step. I have to escape out of there. Or here? No, there. I'm not there now. Did I escape? Or am I merely dreaming? Will I be thrown away to the cell yet again?
No, he started doing something. Is that... d1 again? Yes, I remember it clearly. Monsters are here again. He's doing the same thing the one earlier...Laurent...did. 0:48 and they're all dead, faster by 7 seconds. Where are we going now? What? Oh, he's still staying here. More, harder monsters. But he kills them all again. When will the Nightmares end? Took him mere 1:13 to take them down. 14 seconds faster than Laurent before my 'treatment'. What, why does he restart it again? 1:07 this time. 6 seconds less. Okay, seems like we're travelling again. d4. Well, that was a fast and Easy Run. Took only 0:31 - 1 second faster than David Spickermann - to get to the next place. d7 - there's an exit out of the realm here! Quick, Run to it Jaakko. 0:54, Easy one. I remember Laurent managing this in 1:04. What? It didn't let me go away. Jaakko seems to be keeping me here, in this Nightmare. RUN! 1:03, 8 seconds faster than himself. Phew, he let me out.
Out of the nightmare realm, back to the cell. They must keep me under surveillance...they probably noticed I was out of this cell, why don't they come here? When they do, I have to take the chance. I'm going to Take THEm DOwn, I'm going to MAKE THEM PAY! Oh damn, another whirlpool!
This is not possible. I thought he disappeared long ago, but he keeps coming back to digs! Thomas Bergendorff, I think he's gonna show me how to kill enemies, *all of them*. And all of the places will seem EASY, I know it, I somehow do! d1. 0:44. He killed them all, 4 seconds faster than Jaakko. Then a sharp d2. 1:11, faster than Dmitry Dementjev by 2 seconds. 'Kill' - it's such a friendly word. Now, d6. 2:11, 9 seconds better than Jaakko. I have to watch his technique if I want to get out of my prison. ds - hey, I did this long ago! But he shows me a better technique...1:30, 2 seconds faster. I can learn from him, that's for sure. Finally, d7. I think I have learned enough, and he seems to agree - he let me go after finishing d7 in 1:58. Jaakko did it 11 seconds slower. I think.
Back to the cell. Come here, just come here you BASTARDS! I'm gonna rip your heads CleAN OFF! AARRGH!!
"-What the fuck is this idiot doing? He's been screaming like that for a while already!
-He must have forgotten his drugs. Wait a moment while I get two prods from the storage.
-Alright, but do it on the double! I've got a bad feeling about this."
They're close...my escape. I think the visions from Digs realm are giving me last tips. Who is this one? He seems like one of the older ones. Must be really smart. Richard Skidmore, I presume. To end this Nightmare, I'll have to take them all down. He's showing me how to do it on d2. 1 minute 45 second later I know exactly what to do, and the way Richard showed me is 6 seconds faster than Laurent's. But what do I do after I escape the prison? Wait, who are those two? Laurent Mertens and Jaakko Alakopsa again. They are showing me, on d3, that I have to Run like two people at once! Easy! 0:26 and I should be out of the asylum (single player time 0:32).
"-I've got the prods. Open the door!"
They're here, they're here! Death is coming! Get away! Get away, I'm gonna hurt you, I'm gonna hurt you!
"-Shit, what a massacre. It's a miracle he only killed Nikolay.
-We don't have an idea where he is, but I think we're going to find him when the disease attacks again.
-True. A mad paranoid schizophreniac with insomnia shouldn't be too hard to find. Unless the disease stops, of course.
-What shall we do, doctor?
-Commence a search, inform police, border patrols. We can't let him go away.
-Okay. I'll keep you informed. Good bye.
-Good bye."
Tuesday, 24th July by NahkahiiR
Save the princess! - 15:30
The first part of the quest is d1 which isn't heavily guarded so only one warrior is needed to be sent there. Laurent Mertens kills everything in this Nightmare 100% in 1:27 (tablefiller). It is done, the army can move on to the next battleground.
The second fortress - d2 - has been a pain for many who have attempted to conquer it. Laurent quickly recovered from his wounds and fought his way through a Nighmare Run in 0:32 (tablefiller). He was very close to death but survived.
The third castle on the way is d3 where I stopped Laurent because he has to heal his wounds a little longer. A Nightmare 100% through this place took only 2:44 (beating Richard Skidmore by 50 seconds), but where did it take us?
A secret place called ds! Even Hulippa didn't know about this! Luckily there is one who knows. Karol Urbanski appeared out of nowhere and rushed through the level with a great knowledge. His first Easy Run was 0:44 (beating me by 3 seconds). Then he thought he shouldn't have left anything alive so he ran it again on the same skill, doing a 100% in 1:34 (tablefiller).
What the hell? Monsters keep coming again! Frustrated from the earlier attempt he knew he had forgotten something. Karol then went and beat the earlier time by 2 seconds to get a nice 1:32. Ok... this really is a weird place. The enemy has a lot of reinforcements here. And even worse ones this time. dex went on a Nightmarish Run through the place again, finishing in 0:43. Then he got lazy and said: "I don't want that princess, this is too annoying" and went back to the forests where he came from.
The place was still full of ugly monsters so I had to do a Nightmare 100% to kill them all in 2:18 (tablefiller).
The enemy had focused its attention on ds so we passed d4 without a fight.
Next place where we have to fight again is d5. Laurent has come to his senses and did the Easy Run in 0:31 (tablefiller). Michael Hudson thought there were some flaws in that run so he improved it by 3 seconds to get a slightly quicker 0:28. I thought it still wasn't enough so the time had to fall by 5 seconds to 0:23. Laurent also killed everything and found all secrets on the Nightmare skill and got 3:31. Some monsters gathered again and I had to beat Laurent's time by 1 minute and 3 seconds in 2:28.
The journey is close to the end but surprisingly d6 has been left without any guards! Strange!
There it is, the last fortress of d7! Who has the guts to go rescue the princess from the evil general? Laurent steps forward from the line and wants to give it a go. First he does an Easy run in 1:16 (tablefiller) but he couldn't find the princess. Maybe he did something wrong. He won't stop though and gives it another go, this time with a better route and 12 seconds faster to get a 1:04.
The evil general escaped, seeing that the King's forces were far stronger than his own. Laurent is now in the room with the princess and sees her face. "Oh NO! I have never seen a girl as ugly as she is. I must run away!", he screams. The wishes of Laurent's desperate words were heard by Damian Kulot who had followed him to see the princess too. The ugly princess had taken Laurent in her fangs and to prevent the same happening for Damian himself as well, he ran away, taking it Easy as killing 100% of the remaining forces in the depths of the mansion in 1:48 (beating Aleksander Osipov by 19 seconds). God save Laurent from the ugly princess. Now the troops understand why King Hulippa kept her hidden in his castle.
Tuesday, 17th July by NahkahiiR
Contest RESULTZ!!! - 18:17
Sunday, 15th July by dex
It's us who should be lazy, not you - 00:04
But before we get into the new maps demos, time for two records on maps added to SDA already some time ago. Laurent Mertens is still active, you all should follow his example. He still kills all of the hideous monsters on coagula - this time however, he went ahead and set the skill variable at '3'. This 2:25 Nightmare 100% is a 14 seconds improvement over Richard Skidmore's old effort, very deserved in my opinion. I hope Laurent will keep up the steady flow of demos :). Besides that, we also received a digs03 improvement from the supposedly retired Thomas Bergendorff. He improved the Easy Run by Jaakko Alakopsa, by 3 seconds. Time achieved: 0:58. That's not all from him though!
He also pulled of a little magic on some of the digs01 episode maps. All of them are Easy 100%s, and all of them have his distinctive, refined style. In order of the bsp name: d3 in 1:08 (tablefiller), d4 in 1:02 (12 seconds faster than David Spickermann) and d5 in 1:17 (24 seconds faster than David). Nice demos, so go watch them!
Now some cool stuff from the old 'Mr. Long Records', Richard Skidmore! He made a bunch of tablefillers. Keeping up with his long and hard records style, most of them are Nightmare 100%s on maps that don't have explosive weapons. d3 gets a treatment in 3:34. d4 is finished in 2:32, d6 gets blown to oblivion in 3:42 and d7 is blasted through in 4:44. If you watch them you'll most likely be amazed by monster manipulation that is utilized to compensate for the lack of fancy explosive weapons. Damn impressive! He didn't close himself in the NH category though - he also did a Nightmare Run of d7, finishing in mere 1:22, and an Easy 100% on the same map, this time finishing in 2:39. Good work! Keep it up :)
Jaakko Alakopsa had a major role in this update, although entirely different from the last one. The last time he wrote the update; this time he makes an awful lot of demos. Sneaky bastard started with beating three of the fresh demos by Morfy - Nightmare Run of d7 got beaten by 11 seconds to achieve 1:11. The Easy 100% was broken by 30 whole seconds, meaning 2:09 is the record. Possibly scared of facing the Nightmare 100% on this map, he changed it to d4 and recorded a Nightmare 100% there - 35 seconds faster than Richard this time, exiting in 1:57. The rest of his production for this update is a mass of tablefillers: d5 Nightmare Run in 0:29 and d6 Easy 100% in 2:20. Those demos are cool. He also recorded an awfully, terribly bad ds Easy run in 0:47. One big bastard he is :).
And finally, the only two demos on new maps done not by SDA staff members. Tom Nguyen tried his luck in the Nightmare Run on d1 - and it let him improve the earlier record by David Spickermann by no more and no less than 2 seconds - 0:10 is the new time. He has also beaten another of Dave's demos - the Easy Run of d3 got beaten by 4 seconds, achieving this 0:32.
Yes, that's about it. We still look for recammers for the Quake Done 100% Quickest project - check the demos up, recam a few and send the demos up to us. And don't be worried if the updates to that page are scarce, I'm leaving for holiday so I will be left without internet...but after I'm back I'll be sure to update immediately.
Saturday, 7th July by NahkahiiR
No prose - 04:20
Most of the runs this time were episode demos, recorded on an old pack and a new one. Let's start with oldiest first. Flavio Quadros got bored and asked what 100% demos he should record. I pointed out that jzblue needed some new marathon demos. That boy went and recorded an Easy 100% in time of 1:10, beating Mathias 'I get lost on 100m.bsp' Thore by 8 seconds. The history repeats itself - as Flavio was recording the NH marathon, he got a faster time on the first map than the current record was. The same has happened to many others, like me, Marlo, and... well, anyway the new time is 0:34, 1 second faster than Robert Axelsson.
Now to the newer episode that was added recently: digs01. David Spickermann has been active on this front, unlike any other runner - He recorded 9 tablefillers! None of them are optimal though. David managed to record his first single player marathon, an Easy skill Run through all of digs01, with a 3:40 - new to the tables. The rest of LLCoolDave's massive tablefilling production in bullet style:
That was all about custom episodes. The last 7 demos were recorded on custom maps, 5 of them on maps that I hate. Make a wrong move and fall into the damn void and die. The first dude to roam on the hellish levels is Justin Fleck who beat Basil de Vries' chain3 Easy 100% and Nightmare 100% records in 1:37 and 2:32 with improvements of 6 and 43 seconds, respectively.Laurent Mertens has become very active in the last few weeks and we aren't telling him to stop although he chose coagula as his current battle ground. Ignoring calls of the void, he beat Nolan Pflug's Easy 100% in 1:17, 4 seconds faster. He included some egg demos that give me an impression that he doesn't love fiends. Egg6 was the best one imho. :)
The last two demos are from an oldie, Ingmar Poerner! His latest work of art is filled with very beautiful grenadejumps in sm51_czg. He recorded both Easy Run and Nightmare Run demos in 16 seconds, 1 and 2 seconds faster than Tom Nguyen.
That was all about demos in this update. Remember to run the contest map. You still have plenty of time, 212.666 hours to be accurate.
Monday, 2nd July by dex
The laziness must go on - 18:38
Now, to the core of the update: demos. Let's start with episode demos, which we got in great quantity. We've got our first marathon on digs01 done by Richard Skidmore. The time for this Nightmare 100% is 18:19, a tablefiller. If you need to see where are the secrets placed, search no more. Plus, it's a demo by Morfans, which equals a lot of entertainment :).
Besides that, we used the demo from Digs01 Done Staff, to be specific, the first demo - d1 Easy Run in 0:09, made by Thomas Bergendorff, which is a pretty damn slick demo.
Outside of the new maps, we have two demos on Beyond Belief episode. Both are made by the laziest of bums, Jaakko Alakopsa. Both are also Nightmare 100%s. The first one, on bbelief5, finishes in 4:15, which is a 13 seconds improvement over Justin Fleck's earlier effort. The second one, made on bbelief6, beats said Justin by 40 seconds to get 3:50. And guess what, that's not the end of demos from Jaakko. He also took a few tries on one of the Prodigy episode maps - p_se_3b. He again did a Nightmare 100%, seems like it became one of his favourite categories. The time is 1:25, 3 seconds faster than Basil de Vries.
Now, back to custom level demos. Last one by NahkahiiR for this update - chain3 Nightmare Run now. Jaakko gets his lazy ass to the exit in 0:53 seconds, beating his own record by 10 seconds, and making this record suck less than earlier :).
Damian Kulot has made another demo. This time it's a dm5sp Nightmare 100%, finished in 1:04. This records beats Weixing Ye's achievement by just a minimal second required, the demo is still pretty nice though.
percept Easy Run got a treatment from the creator of the earlier record himself - Paul Davies delivered this 1:27 to the demo inbox, cursing on his connection a few times while he was sending. The demo is an improvement of 5 seconds.
Laurent Mertens seems to be back to Quake speedrunning, as evident by the number of demos he sent in the last time. He has beaten two records on the dreaded and feared warehaus. Nightmare Run by Jim Leonard was beaten by 10 seconds, meaning 1:11 is the new record. Nightmare 100% is an improvement over Jim again, this time full 22 seconds chopped off. 1:50 is the new time. I hope Laurent will keep the constant demo stream up :)
Finally, a bunch of coops by the usual American cooping team - Jason Hochreiter and Adam Lewandowski.
Sunday, 1st July by dex & NahkahiiR
You ask, we deliver. Well, sometimes. - 01:08
First things first: new maps. Quite a lot this time. In fact, we are adding a whole new episode for you to waste your time on. The episode is digs01 episode by Artyom 'Digs' Glazkov. In it, we give you 7 new maps, and of course there's a marathon category too.
BUT...adding so many maps can't go without some additional bonuses. And so, we are proud to present you a project we've made for fun. The project, named Digs01 Done Staff, is an Easy runthrough through the whole episode in 2:15. It's not the normal project you see on QDQ, though. The project's idea was to show off every of the current staff members running style and techniques. As such, it's far from being optimised. But, who cares when you can see the variety of techniques SDA staff uses? The project is included in the episode .zip, and it plays automatically. You can of course delete pak1.pak to not have it play every time, but who would do that when you can please your eyes with our demos? :)
The information of the new contest leaked two days ago on #qdq. You knew what to wait for so here it is in all the glory: fifth round of the third SDA championship - Can you dig it?
Easy Run and Easy 100% demos should be in our inbox no later than Midnight CET, Sunday July 15th 2007.
Everyone who participates will be rewarded points to get a position in The Third SDA Championship ladder! Thus; MAKE DEMOS!
Monday, 25th June by NahkahiiR
A mushroom per day keeps the doctor away - 16:20
Okay, people seem to have sent some new demos. I will take these mushrooms. I hope 50 is enough this time. Damn they taste as bad as always but at least the effect is going to be good.
Weird update, no custom demos? Only custom episode demos and 2 marathons among them! I hope they aren't too long and boring. All of Beyond Belief... the name feels promising for the mushroom trip. There is this crazy Finnish dude Jaakko Alakopsa who has made lots of demos lately. Well, let's take a look at his 21 minutes and 39 seconds long Nightmare 100% marathon demo, beating Tim Doherty by 9.5 minutes.
The first map looks ok but I need something to keep myself awake. The mushrooms aren't kicking in yet so I'll take some hits from the bong. 1g of bud should be enough.
*Kevin smokes some weed while the demo is playing*
Oh it's a fifth map already. The ones between must have been boring so it doesn't matter. This bud is very good. Wow, the monsters look bad. How can he move that precisely? He must have planned every jump. ... Muahahaha Chthon is an ugly bastard! Die! Good!
Okay, that was it, not too bad. He recorded one more demo in Beyond Belief *giggle*, bb6 actually. An Easy 100% in 2:19, 4 seconds faster than Justin Fleck. Easy? How could it be? Very annoying one at least, I think. That spike trap is evil. I wouldn't go there, my soft skin would hurt. Thinking about the skin, it's a very interesting part of the human body. How come I haven't thought about it earlier. No wait, something is wrong. What am I talking about? I should be watching demos and not babbling some gibberish. I think mushrooms are starting to have an effect.
Oh man, what an awesome name for the next map pack. Prodigy Marathon! Laurent Mertens went through the Easy Run and beat himself... himself? I can't decide if that is a girl's or boy's name. Well let's say that dude is a kangaroo and forget the gender. Anyway the time is 3:08 and 11 faster than the previous demo. Those bunnies aren't very entertaining but hey, it's a kangaroo and that fits quake very well! Nice rocketjumps too.
That jumping animal then thought the Nightmare Run *shudders* I don't want nightmares! Oh yeah, back to the scene, I'm flipping a lot at the moment. The NR of p_se_1 by Justin Slick, argh, Justin Fleck needed one second improvement: 0:43. Why do you have to shoot those enemies. Give them flowers and they would then be nice for you.
No more single player demos? Hmm, then coops by the insane couple from Florida: Jason Hochreiter and Adam Lewandowski. It's a long time since they sent demos... I hope these are some quality demos then. I haven't seen those gnomes hopping around in hip3m3 before. I know they are good at hiding but why they are dancing here at the moment? Get away for a moment, I want to see the Easy 100% through this map now. Looks like it took only 1:13 to beat Jaakko Alakopsa and Aleksander Osipov by 4 seconds. Gremlins look a bit like gnomes... did I just see them? No, can't be. They must be siblings.
Mexx6 looks familiar. Those Finnish hippies recorded some demos on that map a while ago. A while? That's one whole year ago. The time really flies. Actually, I feel like flying too. Why did these guys do an Easy Run, an Easy Flight would have been a lot faster. At least I feel like that way. The time they got is 1:07, 4 seconds faster than those hippies mentioned before.
The scepter of ikspq1 Easy 100% changed its owners. Looks like the other American team lost by one second. Oh yeah, they were Justin Slick and Evan Wagner. Did I remember that name right? Maybe not. Well it doesn't matter. The time these Floridians got is ok, a 0:50. Well done.
Heh, I have seen many battles in this map, dm1sp. I thought this was a speedrunning community, not a deathmatch one. Hmm. Where did those monsters appear? I must be imagining them as I'm so high. But who are these players? I can't see their names. Maybe those outfits are just new skins. Okay, that must be it. Let's pretend it's a speedrun now. I believe they are doing an Easy 100% as they are killing all these other guys. Hmm, 0:25? The match ended that quickly? Stupid settings, I see. Let's see if they take another short match like this. Oh they just spawned, and other dudes look more aggressive than before. That's right, don't get too cocky and you will face the difficulty of the deathmatch. What the? They exited again. I can't believe it. It looked like Nightmare 100% and the exit time is 0:31. I should really check what I'm doing. Oh, these were speedruns! These mushrooms are good! Well, for the EH2 they beat Robert & Rickard Axelsson by 2 seconds and for the NH2, Jaakko Alakopsa and Basil de Vries by 3 seconds.
More deathmatch levels... is this dm5sp? You must be confusing me on purpose! The confusion stirs me and the heat of that process turns my body into a liquid. And then gas! Whoa this feeling is awesome. I can clip through walls! Why don't you do it too, guys? It would be a lot easier. Okay, I will stay in this point and watch your demos from inside my computer. Who needs keyboards. My head feels somewhat clear now. First off they recorded the Easy Run in 0:17, 1 second faster than Jaakko Alakopsa and Basil de Vries. Fools of the year. Then, Easy 100% in 0:24, 3 seconds faster than those fools again. And finally Nightmare Run in 0:19, tablefilling (single player time 0:20). I will the table with coconuts and let's eat them for your victory.
Ah, no more dm maps, they aren't that cool anyway. Coagula has a large void in it. Feels like that's the place where I'm drifting now. There is nothing. There is only me, and that flying fortress, of course. I have a good view from up here. Their co-operation looks very nice which ends up as an Easy 100% in 0:54, beating Pif et Luc de Mestre by 13 seconds. I know that reaching the kingdom of light requires some co-operation with other people. You guys are doing a good job. With you I can become a divine being.
Looks like there are still two demos unwatched. The first one of them is done on dazsp1. The design is brilliant, it reminds me of the last life I had on Earth when I was a fish. Anyway, it took only 1:26 to beat Jaakko Alakopsa and Paul Davies by 13 seconds.
There is this one last demo on trincasp2 before I can fly to the heaven to meet my ancestors. The map is an evil place, but it doesn't bother me as I'm close to the enlightenment. It must take only the duration of this demo to get into that state. Their wonderful co-operation ends here in 1:05, 10 seconds faster than Michael Hudson and Paul Davies. God bless mushrooms... no wait, there is something wrong in that statement. The God knows the truth and because I'm enlightened now, I must be the God! I bless mushrooms!
And now Kevin has done his job and enters the trip without restrictions of quake.
Wednesday, 13th June by dex
Back to the front - 00:41
Then, after all hope of survival was lost, one lone warrior decided to come out of his long hiding from Shub's worshippers and minions on the Battlefield of avatar. The man that has challenged the things that should not be was no other than Jaakko Alakopsa. We had doubts the man was alive. But he, thanks to his cunning courage, has decided to break through evil hordes' lines. First, he fleed to a better position from the place he hid himself. Fortunately for him, the monsters at the place were not elite troops, and this RUN from them was unexpectedly EASY - he accomplished it in 4:55, beating even what the legendary hero Richard Skidmore managed by 4 seconds. After getting a better overview of the situation, and confirming neither the Black Goat nor one of the Thousand of it's children was at place, he had the guts to go fighting monsters at the place again. He killed every one of them, an incredible thing to do, in a bad battle that took 5:18. He has done it as quickly as he could, knowing surprise would be one of his major strengths, he has done it 19 seconds faster than Nolan Pflug battles ago. He then started devising an ingenious plan to break back to HeadQuarters. His preparations were interrupted by elite troops of Shub-Niggurath. I'll admit, we were sure we have lost one of out best troops. We had little hope even he would have managed such strong armies. The NIGHTMARE he had to endure was one that would kill many great men. But he didn't give up - in fact, he first crushed the forces of enemy to one last monster. The battle was long and fierce, but after 5:37, the battlefield was clean again. Again, he has fought this battle faster than Nolan, this time 44 seconds faster. We were astonished by his bravery. Then, the elite troops came back to kill him again. Jaakko, wounded and tired after the earlier battles, had little choice but to flee. He took down as many foul creatures as he could on the way out. After 5:07, he was in a position to try to get to the HQ. The performance again astonished Nolan, who didn't think his scenario of escape was to be improved by 20 seconds.
Nahk has found himself in front of a big army residing on fmb8. The army had to be eradicated to ensure easy way out, Jaakko thought. And he fought on the old Nightmare 100% battlefield, and has killed the monsters in 7:41, which beaten the veteran Basil de Vries by 52 seconds. Jaakko then had to rest for a while. After he recovered from his wounds, he found out that monsters from hideous Shub-Niggurath were teleported to fight him. There weren't as many, and this time it was EASY to kill 'em all in 4:32, 17 seconds faster than what Basil has struggled for here. NahkahiiR has moved on, and to be faster, he has disposed of the weapons he had.
He quickly regretted his decision. Seeing a lone hhouse in his path, he thought he was going to find a safe haven for a while. When he tried to break into it, he discovered it was filled with monsters. He fought that Nightmare fully, killing every single monster in a place I, Karol Urbanski, have myself fought for. Showing outstanding skill in handling evil's minions, he got them all in 4:12, 69 seconds faster than what I thought would be enough.
nesp16 was another place he had to cross on the way to us. And he has killed all monsters on two parts of this battlefield: first the Easy 100% part in 3:25, beating Marlo Galinski's achievement by 2 seconds. Then the Nightmare 100% was the next one, done in 5:12. Justin Fleck was amazed by this battle going faster by 8 seconds.
Wounded Jaakko has managed to get the last ounces of strength out of himself on sm82. Thinking he was to die on this day, he has struggled to beat the most elite troops of Shub. He first has done a fast reconnassaince of enemy troops - he RAN on the NIGHTMARE battlefield in 5:53, beating his earlier record by 85 seconds. He took many enemies with him. But he was to take even more - all of them. It lasted 7:49 against the same elite troops, and he has managed to destroy his earlier win by 127 seconds. That was the last test for him. He was heavily wounded and in need for an immediate med evac.
We had little doubt what to do. We've sent a few troops that were still in a state in which they could fight to recover Jaakko alive from the battlefield. One of them was the supposedly retired Thomas Bergendorff, who was to get to Jaakko from the east. He has managed to get through carnage highest ranked enemies, even crushing them all, in 1:45. That was better than the fresh Justin Fleck's victory by 2 seconds. Unfortunately, he was stopped there.
The other troops we have sent from the west. Knowing two people had bigger chances to be fast than one, we have sent Flavio Quadros and Andre Castro together. They have fought incredibely well, managing to cross the first part of their path to Jaakko in 0:10. The battlefield was that of runthis 2-Player Easy 100%, this is one of the new victories against evil forces. The one person battle here we remember has taken 0:12.
Flavio then decided to move by himself, through the battlefields of damaul3b Nightmare, RUNNING it in 0:24 to get Jaakko out fast. He has beaten the old time by Thomas Bergendorff by 3 seconds. Then, very very hard fights against the monsters had to be done. I wouldn't be surprised if he was to lose to the NIGHTMARES on two next fields. First, he shattered the forces of Shub-Niggurath on elin in mere 0:23, which was faster than Basil's battle by 1 second. The last killing took place on the evspq1 Nightmare 100% fields. Flavio knew he had to be fast, and he was. He got 1:47, which was faster than by the legendary Thomas Stubgaard's battle by as much as 3 seconds. Thanks to Flavio's outstanding performances, NahkahiiR was saved from his death.
The fight is not over yet! We need to reinforce our positions and strike swiftly - the more battles YOU win, the closer we all are to our goal! So, fight for the future of mankind, warriors...
Friday, May 25th by NahkahiiR
True warriors of the known space - 20:58
These warriors can't be fooled, they are starting to get the hang of what's going on and monsters won't stand a chance. The first of these heroes, Arturo Garcia Lasca conquered the Nightmare 100% of Castle of the Damned 2 seconds faster than Thomas Stubgaard, getting a slick 1:03. Once again the outpost of Shub-Niggurath is free from her control and the mankind can live in peace. But the war goes on...
Another strategious victory over the evil army took place in the Palace of Hate. Having lost all his comrades, Karol Urbanski fought alone and cleared the Easy 100% in 1:51, 2 seconds faster than himself. Good work. He also saw that trincasp2 was not fully mastered and recorded an Easy Run in 1:19, 1 second faster than Adam Lewandowski. But that didn't stand long. His only standing record in this place remained as Easy 100% in 2:28, 5 seconds faster than Justin Fleck.
Adam Lewandowski from the wonderland of Am3rica decided to help in the endless fight against evil and beat Karol by 1 second to get 1:18. The forgotten tomb is now completed and new exciting monster slaying adventures are waiting for this skilled man.
The human army has one trump card in their pockets, even the monsters fear Justin Fleck whose amusing use of firepower clears everything from its path. His first territorial conquest happened in carnage where gibs fly at the speed of sound. But faster than that is the Flying Fleck, his Nightmare 100% took 1:47, 1 second improvement over Thomas Bergendorff.
Still keeping his brutal pace, the next unfortunate area was colony where he recorded both Easy and Nightmare 100%, 1:18 and 1:34, beating lolfu again by 4 and 6 seconds. Respect.
The same man brought light to the darkness. He took a monster hit from the bong and keeping that state of mind, knocked everything down with a tremendously raw quad attack in 1:49, 8 seconds faster than the Swede mentioned above.
Without his trusted help for the mankind, the kingdom of grc4beta would still be infected with monsterous activity. As my presence there wasn't enough, he beat my Easy and Nightmare 100% records by 3 and 21 seconds, getting sweet 1:56 and 2:23. What would the planet be without him?
The last rock in his shoe, trincasp2 was quickly shaken off as he first beat Karol's old Easy 100% achievement by 16 seconds to get 2:33, which was beaten a bit later. That didn't make him too sad, when he beat Karol again in Nightmare 100%. He dropped the iron weight off his foot, and with that extra speed he chopped 80 seconds off from Karol's time. The new time stands at 5:16. No mercy for the armies of the darkness when this man is loose!
As the last lonely leg of warriors of the light, I joined the massacre of evil forces facing Shub-Niggurath's direct sub-ordinate Chthon on Nightmare 100% through dam100. With my trusty rocket launcher, the time fell down to 1:59, beating Richard Skidmore by 58 seconds.
The war on darkness cannot be won only by loners. Teamwork is the key in this great battle. The efforts of Evan Wagner and Justin Fleck were almost desperate on mexx9a, but they didn't stop trying. The Nightmare Run in 0:52 (tablefiller, single warrior time 1:44) and Nightmare 100% in 2:47 (tablefiller, single warrior time 3:58) showed the world that they aren't afraid and bravely defended Earth from falling into the hands of Shub-Niggurath.
Although our strong army is marching from a victory to another, the fight is not over yet. Lots of blood will flow, pain and damage is taken. But the strong will of ours, is going to end it someday and the mankind will be free of Shub-Niggurath's evil actions. Let's do it together!
Friday, May 18th by dex
Some title should probably go here - 20:20
Justin Fleck is continuing his demo beating crusade. This time he killed a 'few' monsters on aard100. 'Few' as in 'quad action on a highly populated map'. The Easy 100% by Jaakko was improved to 3:40, 39 second faster. The skill went up after that, and Nightmare 100% by Richard Skidmore took a big blow. This 4:52 improved the earlier demo by 47 seconds. But it wasn't enough to satisfy Justin's hunger for blood and gibs, and so the slaughtering continued till the time fell to 4:34 for a total of 65 second of improvement.
Our very own 'Finnish Demo Machine', called Jaakko Alakopsa by some, has retaken the Easy 100% on dam100. Richard's nice demo was replaced by a lovely 1:05, a whopping 15 seconds faster. Also, Jaakko has made....hmm. Okay, maybe he isn't that much of a demo machine then :). That's all from him for today's update, shame on him.
Maybe the beating his darkfst demo took will make him work on demos again. His TO was replaced completely by one player's demos: Joshua Anthony! Easy run is 2:30, Easy 100% went down to 3:15, Nightmare Run was destroyed by a 2:29, and finally, a TO was claimed by a Nightmare 100% in 3:17. Improvements are 6 seconds, 4 seconds, 11 seconds and 2 seconds respectively. Good work Joshua.
Someone finally noticed my trincasp2 ER sucked. Adam Lewandowski was 2 seconds faster than me (1:20), however the low decimal and a few small bumps leave room for another improvement. Still, it's better than it was :).
And now, at the end, a bunch of coops by, you guessed it, Jason Hochreiter and Adam Lewandowski. You guys keep making those demos with a speed closely resembling a machine gun. I personally recommend the dwell demos.
Monday, May 14th by dex & NahkahiiR
An amazingly and undoubtedly interesting title - 21:43
A little variety never hurt, and so here comes another coop update. Time to get moving with the essence of updates: DEMOS!
Wednesday, May 9th by NahkahiiR
Revolver isn't enough - 13:42
Mathias Thore recorded the only sp demo on old maps, 0:14 on czg's lovely terra4. I love the monster co-operation in this demo, the scrag willingly lent its power for Mathias but unfortunately got nothing in return. It is an OPTIMAL demo. Congrats, Mathias!
The fellow who started the rumble on the new maps, is Karol Urbanski, who released his fangs from id demos to make funny demos on digs02. First there was a Nightmare Run hole, and an instant later dex filled it with a nice 0:23. The record harvester moved on to 100% demos, recording a 1:16 on easy and a 1:20 on nightmare, beating Justin Fleck by 7 and 3 seconds. Next time I would like to see intermission kills too. Quad + sng + scrags = yay.
My part comes next. I really liked the feeling of digs03, which made me record three tablefillers there, Easy 100% in 4:26, Nightmare Run in 1:02 and finally Nightmare 100% in 4:29. Whoops, I got another Total Ownage.
When Paul Davies defeated my sm28 Easy Run, I went on to fool around with noclip to see if there were another ways to complete the map. By skipping the three buttons, I got a nice 1:40. Gonna fight back, Lag? Again, the joy of playing quake turned out in the shape of another two tablefillers, Easy 100% in 4:20 and Nightmare 100% in 4:22. What's wrong with you people? You are letting me to have too many records.
The only sp demos on speedmaps were done by Tom Nguyen who improved his sm51_czg Easy Run by 1 second to get a 0:17, cool bananas. The last hole on this map, Nightmare Run got filled in 18 seconds! E1m3 grenadejumping does not seem to be a problem to this man.
You would have never expected the comeback of the French coop clan, Pif de Mestre and Luc de Mestre. After over a year's pause, they recorded 6 demos. I don't know if they got angry about the certain Americans who have been crushing their demos, but here they are again. There is a lot of work for anyone, SDA has hundreds of 2-player coop holes.
Finally, demos by Adam Lewandowski and Jason Hochreiter, known as Team Florida. They are desperately trying to make SDA run out of bullets. Revolver isn't enough, we need a gatling gun like M134. But their 22 demos in the bullet style:
There are still 3 sp holes left... who will get them?
Sunday, May 6th by dex
WTF DEMOS - 22:27
Saturday, May 5th by NahkahiiR
Sustained fire on a conveyor belt - 01:00
You must have fun with them, I demand it.
Thursday, May 3rd by NahkahiiR
CONTEST RESULTS!!!111!! - 13:42
Once again, big thanks to all people who sent demos. Now go and view the current standings of The Third SDA Championship ladder!
Friday, April 27th by NahkahiiR
Unsane, beyond sanity, and yet not insane - 13:37
Next up, Richard Skidmore saw Justin Fleck's demo on grc4beta, thought it's no good and improved it to 2:50, 11 seconds improvement.
But... this is the first time when I take profit of being a TeamSDA member. I noticed Richard's demo in the inbox, had a go at it and sent in a "smoother" 2:44. While I was still on the map, I improved the Fleck's Easy 100% by 4 seconds to get 1:59.
A bit later on #qdq mwh complained that nobody had beaten his recent evilwrld demos. That evil pressure forced me to give a go at both easy and nightmare 100% records, thus getting an ok 1:21 and a horrible 1:22.
The last map in this update featuring me is darkfst. I thought my awful bunnies were good enough to beat the NH, but later I improved all other records too to get my second Total Ownage:
Finally, the coops. In the last two months the Floridians Jason Hochreiter and Adam Lewandowski have dominated this front of quake speedrunning, but for a surprise, they only recorded 12 demos. Maybe the contest map kept them busy. Here are their demos:
Remember to play the contest map, there is still 5 days left. The SDA wants your demos.
Wednesday, April 18th by Mandel (2nd update)
Championship 3 contest 4 - 19:10
Everyone who participates will be rewarded with points to get a position in The Third SDA Championship ladder! Thus; MAKE DEMOS!
Wednesday, April 18th by dex
Update 100% - 15:33
Somewhere else on the ID front, we can witness a comeback of Nolans 2006 Rookie of the Year, after 3 months with no demos. I still don't have enough of The Nameless City Easy 100%. This time I improved myself by 4 seconds to get 2:35. Not only do I manage to manipulate zombies into being more helpful and I get a lot better start, but I also use the already classic trick with zapping an enemy through the wall. In fact, as a highlight of todays update, I have made a writeup on the latest research on the lightning bug specifics. It's still not finished, the anomalies still need to be explored further, but this document should give you a few ideas to improve some demos. Get to work, slackers!
Then, Michael Hudson decided doing a rogue demo will be a good addition to the update. This 9 second improvement over himself, 3:32 on r2m7 Easy 100% is a very good watch when you want to see some fast monster slaying. Then he has improved old demos by Ilkka. He took a few tries at the evilwrld map. First, he has improved the NH by a minimal second to get 1:33. Then he realized it sucks and he sent in a better 1:28. He also took the Easy 100%, again by a minimal second needed, just enough to get 1:27. Shame on him.
The Florida co-oper is starting to get Single Player records. This time Adam Lewandowski improved both 100%s on mexx1: Easy skill fell down to 0:51, a 3 second improvement over Aleksander Osipov. Then, after changing the 'skill' variable to a lot nicer '3', he recorded a 0:59 beating Morfans by 7 seconds. Finally, he left the skill variable in peace, however he changed the map to hotel and has beaten the NH by Rickard Axelsson to get 0:49, 7 seconds off.
The infamous trackballer has made some demos as well. First Basil de Vries tried bub2. He recorded an EH in 0:25, which is a self-beater, 3 seconds off. Then, he sent another one in, this time mysteriously named 'nh'. However, it was recorded on easy skill. Silly Orbs :).
He also got two 100%s on tcoa. EH beaten Jaakko Alakopsa by 14 secs to get 3:40. NH is a tablefiller, 4:08. Basil took his chance to be silly again and sent a wrong .txt file for the NH, whoops.
David Spickermann remembered the quake section mail address and sent a few demos after quite a lot of time without one. Starting with pushcoag EH, he first got a 1:50, 4 seconds better than Stefan Schwoon, and then he improved it to 1:48 for a 6 second improvement in total. He also took his chance at ih1m4 Nightmare Run, getting a 7 second improvement over Dan Stukanev. 0:27 is a lot better, don't you think? It's actually a very nice demo, great effort from Dave.
Back to tcoa, Tom Nguyen has made a tablefiller for the NR place, 0:32 is the time he achieved.
FLORIDA COOPS!
Jason Hochreiter and Adam Lewandowski:
I told you it was filled with 100%s. Also, the ALL maps and ALL demos collection have been updated on April 12th.
Wednesday, April 11th by dex & Nahkahiir
New blood to TeamSDA! - 22:46
Tuesday, April 10th by dex & Nahkahiir
Nolans 2006 results! - 22:46
Monday, April 2nd by mwh
What kind of mess would you make after a month of blockage? - 01:30 AM or so
If you watch all the demos contained herein without going to the toilet then you might need serious medical attention. It may quite possibly be the largest update in SDA history, but it would only be medium sized without the amazing efforts of Adam Lewandowski and Jason Hochreiter. Adam and Jason: we salute you! Everyone else: pull your fingers out!
In the traditional bullet style, we have 127 demos:
Remember to vote for the Nolans!
There should probably be some other stuff here, but you haven't read this far anyway, have you?
Sunday, March 25th by dex & Nahkahiir
Nolans time? Already? Hell yes! - 14:28
That's right folks, this early into the year, you'll get the chance to vote on the best demos and best players that happened to play Quake in 2006. It was real fun to select nominees, and now it's up to you to do the best choices. Let the party begin! Without any further rambling, go vote here!
Saturday, March 3rd by Stubgaard & friends...
Arnold for President! - 20:27
Azure Agony
Nightmare 100% in
3:16
by Thomas Stubgaard,
beating himself by 7 seconds.
lodis: Mostly solid shotgun aim, and I love how he exits with only 5 shotgun shells left.
Mandel:: As with all his recent demos, this one shows how Stubgaard plays Nightmare as if it was Easy. Quake is really missing a fifth skill tuned for this mad hacking Dane.
mwh: I think this demo is less accurate but more aggressive than the previous one... enough quibbling, it rocks.
Stubgaard: More or less the same route as in my previous demo except for a few changes, mainly in the silver key room. Got lucky with the zombies in the ceiling!
bc2
Easy Run in
0:34
by Dmitry Dementjev,
beating Fabian Kollakowski by 1 second.
lodis: This map is not pretty, I've played it :(
mwh: Another old demo improved.
Stubgaard: I suppose this one could be improved another second by shooting the ogre you need to pass with only 8 shotgun shells instead of the usual 9 :-)
catacomb
Easy 100% in
0:53
by Damian Kulot,
beating himself by 4 seconds.
lodis: Nice, Ankh is getting better and better. Next step: intermission nails?
mwh: Maybe a map starting with D next?
Stubgaard: Still on the same old level I see... ;-)
con1
Easy 100% in
0:18
by Thomas Bergendorff,
beating himself by 1 second.
lodis: Ugly fucker of a map, but fun to play.
mwh: How many more seconds can go?
Stubgaard: Fighting against the fractions.
con1
Nightmare 100% in
0:18
by Thomas Bergendorff,
beating himself by 1 second.
lodis: Can 17 be done with this route? You can't miss many shots, that's for sure.
mwh: How many more seconds can go?, on skill 3.
Stubgaard: Fighting against the fractions part 2.
hellvill
Easy Run in
0:25
by Thomas Bergendorff,
beating Rickard Axelsson by 2 seconds.
lodis: 22 or 23 would a cool time.
mwh: Stack 'em up and flyyyyyyyyyyy!
Stubgaard: One of my favorite demos in this update.
hellvill
Nightmare Run in
0:26
by Thomas Bergendorff,
beating Rickard Axelsson by 3 seconds.
lodis: Damn hellknight :((
mwh: Stack 'em up and flyyyyyyyyyyy!
Stubgaard: Thomas has a fetish for headbutting Death Knights...
q1tm3_hrim_V2
Easy 100% in
3:25
by Jaakko Alakopsa,
tablefiller.
lodis: Interesting route!
mwh: I'm sure there's an intended route to this map, but I
don't know what it is.
Stubgaard: Sweet route!
q1tm3_hrim_V2
Nightmare 100% in
6:17
by Jaakko Alakopsa,
tablefiller.
lodis: It's ok, but it needs more balls.
mwh: Needs more Morfans!
Stubgaard: My estimated guess before Jaakko began running this map was 6 minutes for the NH... I came pretty close!
q1tm3_hrim2_V2
Easy Run in
0:25
by Dmitry Dementjev,
beating Thomas Bergendorff by 2 seconds.
lodis: Oooh nice route, I didn't see that coming.
mwh: Slopey slopey.
Stubgaard: No comment.
q1tm3_hrim2_V2
Easy Run in
0:23
by Dmitry Dementjev,
beating himself by 2 seconds.
lodis: ..and here's the cleaner version, nice.
mwh: A bit faster.
Stubgaard: A bit of jumping and a bit of running...
q1tm3_hrim2_V2
Nightmare 100% in
4:03
by Jaakko Alakopsa,
tablefiller.
lodis: Cute!
mwh: Hang on, I meant to say I don't know if this map has an intended route...
Stubgaard: Not bad, not bad, but you can do better Jaakko ;-)
q1tm3_hrim2_V2
2-Player Easy 100% in
1:04
by Jaakko Alakopsa and Aleksander Osipov,
tablefiller (SP time 1:49).
lodis: Haven't seen it.
mwh: Jump around!
Stubgaard: Clever route planning. Good demos.
sm24_aard
Easy Run in
0:50
by Dmitry Dementjev,
beating himself by 4 seconds.
lodis: Nice boosting!
mwh: I'm dizzy now.
Stubgaard: This map confuses the piss outta me! All the rocketboosting doesn't make it any easier NOT to get disorientated...
tcoa
Easy Run in
0:23
by Flavio Quadros,
beating Thomas Bergendorff by 8 seconds.
lodis: Wow. Now I'm waiting for someone mad enough to boost all the way to the top.
mwh: At least Flavio didn't beat my demo by 10 seconds on the same route :-)
Stubgaard: I did NOT see this one coming! Very clever demo, thumbs up Mr Quadros.
tcoa
2-Player Easy 100% in
2:14
by Jaakko Alakopsa and Mathias Thore,
tablefiller (SP time 3:54).
lodis: Nice flying!
mwh: Needs more players! Like, 4 or 5 more players...
Stubgaard: It seems that Jaakko has a fetish for buttblasting Mathias...
Also, the Bunny Comparison page has been updated twice over the last few days.
Saturday, February 24th by Most of Us
Coop speedruns? More like coop updates! - 19:00
Yes, FORTY FIVE.
Demos on ID MAPS:
the Ogre Citadel
Nightmare 100% in
1:21
by Thomas Stubgaard,
beating Martin Selinus by 2 seconds.
Lag.Com: Nice route. Only muppets get .0 though!
Mandel: Ever since I started reading the SDA tables, I have wondered why this record belonged to someone other than Stubgaard. Now I don't need to wonder anymore :)
mwh: I was surprised Stubgaard did this, he's always been so adamant about how much he hates the map... nice result though!
Stubgaard: My initial goal was just to improve it by whatever I could, and then submit... Definitely not my best ID demo, but the map is horrible for NH so this will have to do... for now :-)
Termination Central
Easy 100% in
1:04
by Arturo Garcia Lasca,
beating himself by 5 seconds.
Lag.Com: Ken's demos always give me motion sickness... :(
Mandel: I wouldn't have expected that route change to save this much time! Well done.
mwh: I was surprised that it took so long from Johnathan's post of the new route on the forum to a demo... the result was faster than I expected though.
Stubgaard: Neat route tweak.
the Palace of Hate
2-Player Easy 100% in
1:08
by Jaakko Alakopsa and Aleksander Osipov,
beating Jaakko Alakopsa and Basil de Vries by 5 seconds.
Lag.Com: Great play from both players there. What I wonder is why Jaakko ignores the bridge...
Mandel: There must be forty thousand possible routes on this map in single player mode alone...
mwh: Go go Finland!
Stubgaard: This demo makes the one Martin and I did over LAN sometime in 2002 seem quite bad...
Demos on NEW MAPS:
Single player demos on OTHER MAPS:
catacomb
Nightmare 100% in
0:55
by Damian Kulot,
beating himself by 3 seconds.
Lag.Com: All I know about this map is that it has a really fast run.
Mandel: Ankh is the new Jozsef, or Connor, or something! Or will be :) Neat!
mwh: Sticking with the masochistic level choices I see...
Stubgaard: Go go Gadget!
con1
Easy and Nightmare 100% in
0:19 and
0:19
by Thomas Bergendorff
both beating Fabian Kollakowski by 1 second.
Lag.Com: Can't really do much better than that on this rubbish.
Mandel: Didn't like this piece of rubbish one bit. Just kidding... It's a pair of good old lodis demos!
mwh: Good demos, bad map.
Stubgaard: My eyes! I vote for this one as worst map on SDA. Neat demos though!
hellbrid
Easy Run in
0:34
by Dmitry Dementjev,
beating Rutger Baks by 3 seconds.
Lag.Com: Quite an eventful demo!
Mandel: Quite an eventful demo!
mwh: Quite an eventful demo!
Stubgaard: Quite an eventful demo!
pushcoag
Nightmare Run in
1:58
by Adam Lewandowski,
beating Stefan Schwoon by 9 seconds.
Lag.Com: This map is quite irritating.
Mandel: I don't see anything wrong with this map! Of course it's not runnable, but it will always remind me of the brief comeback Stefan did in 2004 :)
mwh: Why did we add this map?
Stubgaard: Hats off to anyone who has attempted to speedrun this map! And pants off to Adam "Big Lewandowski" for picking THIS map to do his first single player record on!
COOPS FROM FLORIDA (all 2-Player by Jason Hochreiter and Adam Lewandowski):
blister 2-Player
colony Easy 100% in 0:54 beating Evan Wagner and Cameron Engles by 7 seconds.
forrit Easy and Nightmare 100% in 0:25 and 0:30 beating Luc de Mestre and Pif de Mestre by 2 and 3 seconds.
lfdm4 2-Player Easy Manual 100% in 0:19 beating Jaakko Alakopsa and David Spickermann by 2 seconds.
misery Easy and Nightmare 100% in 0:23 and 0:23 beating Pif de Mestre and Luc de Mestre by 4 seconds each time.
pagan3 Easy and Nightmare 100% in 0:19 and 0:19 beating Luc de Mestre and Pif de Mestre by 2 seconds each time.
scream 2-Player Easy 100% in 0:49 beating Jaakko Alakopsa and David Spickermann by 2 seconds.
thecrypt 2-Player Nightmare 100% in 0:55 beating Pif de Mestre and Luc de Mestre by 4 seconds.
theledge Easy and Nightmare 100% in 0:26 and 0:26 beating Pif de Mestre and Luc de Mestre by 6 seconds each time.
Hah, now you have to work out whether to watch the new records or look at their page first!
Tuesday, February 13th by lodis
See? I'm not all that lazy...I do an update every other year?! - 19:50
Monday, February 12th by Mandel (2nd update)
These ARE the contest results you are looking for... - 21:10
Everyone who sent in a demo can also thank himself for being smart and earning at least one point in The Third SDA Championship ladder!
Monday, February 12th by mwh & friends
These are not the contest results you are looking for... - 4:00 PM
the Installation
Nightmare 100% in
1:23
by Thomas Stubgaard,
beating Jozsef Szalontai by 1 second.
Lag.Com:
lodis: My favourite moment is how he places the grenade at the gold key door - it's those small details that make it beautiful.
Mandel: More closely shaven than lodis' ass!
Morfans: Not bad, but I can see how it could be done faster. :-P
mwh: I know Stubgaard sweated blood for this, but even if I didn't I'd still be impressed.
Stubgaard: ...and I suppose you're the one to show us how, Morfans? ;-)
Azure Agony
Easy 100% in
1:52 and 1:50
by Aleksander Osipov,
beating himself by 1 and then 3 seconds.
lodis: My my, what a treat. Backwardsbunnies onto slopes, aiming and shooting in the middle of a bunny...lovely.
Mandel: The 1:52 was freaking sweet and had me screaming. Guess what the 1:50 had me doing!
Morfans: Every time I see this improved I think it can't go any further. Three more seconds? Impossible. This didn't happen.
mwh: How is this possible? It could have been 1:49 with more luck...
Stubgaard: Smooth as silk, cowboy aim and lots of luck with the baddies... This demo is a treat!
the Nameless City
Easy 100% in
2:39
by Karol Urbanski,
beating himself by 3 seconds.
lodis: Nice, dex is improving by the day, a player to watch out for.
Mandel: How long can we keep calling and thinking of Dex as a newbie :)
Morfans: Fuck me this is impressive. Not sure the slight bad luck would drop it by a second so I would label this as *wheee*
mwh: A small improvement we asked for, a thrilling ride we got.
Stubgaard: Karol just gets better and better. Not many newcomers can come along and claim ID single player records these days. Impressive.
catacomb
Easy 100% in
0:57
and Nightmare 100% in
0:58
by Damian Kulot,
beating Fabian Kollakowski by 3 seconds (twice).
lodis: This map is horrible, credit goes to Ankh for actually putting up with it for more than 30 seconds.
Morfans: Tried this myself a while back. Found the map too annoying to play for very long. Fair play to Ankh for making this look so good. The guy's really rollin'.
mwh: I can easily believe that this map is very annoying.
Stubgaard: As Morfans said, ugly and annoying map. Why don't you pick a 'proper' map to run next time, Damian? :-) Anything by Necros is a good choice...
crucible
Easy 100% in
1:15 then 1:12
and Nightmare 100% in
2:00
by Damian Kulot,
beating Daniel Lindberg by 6 and then 9 seconds, and Richard Skidmore by 13.
lodis: Confusing map, I enjoyed the demos.
Morfans: Glad somebody improved the EH. Was pleasantly suprised to see that the EH route could be adapted to the NH. Ithought I couldn't. But then what do i know??
mwh: Ankh's getting good, but Morfans-baiting can only be... encouraged.
Stubgaard: Ugly map, good demos!
n3_100b
Nightmare Run in
1:55
and 100% in
2:12
by Richard Skidmore,
beating Flavio Quadros by 30 and Jaakko Alakopsa by 41 seconds.
lodis: Morfans is the only person I know who enjoys headbutting shamblers.
Morfans: I couldn't live with having Ginko's timid shambler kills on this hallowed archive, so I did the NH. Bergie showed me the fast exit so I did the NR. I will never touch this map again!!! :-)
mwh: This is still Stubgaard's fault, I believe.
Stubgaard: "Anything by Necros is a good choice"... Except for this one! :-)
Monday, January 29th by Mandel
Championship 3 contest 3 - 19:50
Everyone who participates will be rewarded points to get a position in The Third SDA Championship ladder! Thus; MAKE DEMOS!
Wednesday, January 24th by Mandel & Stubgaard
2 Player Coop update 2! - 19:40
Hey and welcome to the second cooperative update ever. This time around, the two fools writing it are Mandel and Stubgaard. Get your hopes up...
The Nameless City easy 100% in 2:42 by Karol Urbanski, beating Jozsef Szalontai by 2 seconds.
Mandel: id demos are always nice. Specially the ones that show a small opportunity for further improvement :)
Stubgaard: I was a bit perplexed by the bunnies at the start, but overall this is a very nice demo. Congratulations to Karol for his 2nd ID SP record!
The Underearth 2-player nightmare 100% in 1:51 by Thomas Stubgaard and Mathias Thore, beating Nolan and Justin by 4 seconds.
Stubgaard: I blame Mathias for picking this map...!
Mandel: I was not responsible for picking anything! Not even my belly button!
hdn easy 100% in 2:29 by Thomas Bergendorff, beating Damian Kulot by 13 seconds.
Mandel: I just long to see Lodis tackle hdn along Ankh's route (which was more bombastic =) Excellent running in this one.
Stubgaard: I thought Anhk's demo was very good, but our very own Bergie apparently figured out he could use his old route to beat the new one with... hmm... brilliant!
crucible nightmare 100% in 2:13 by Richard Skidmore, beating Matthias Belz by 17 seconds.
Mandel: There's nothing more exciting than watching Morfans perform quadded rocket jumps at the end of long NH demos...
Stubgaard: I always shed a tear when one of Belz's records is beaten... *sniff sniff*
n3_100b nightmare run in 2:25 by Flavio Quadros. Tablefiller.
Mandel: Was this an attempt at NH? =) There really wasn't much missing!
Stubgaard: I'm responsible for adding this map to the archive... SO SHOOT ME! :-)
hellctle nightmare run in 1:30 by Flavio Quadros, beating Peter Horvath by 1 second.
Mandel: GOOD to see this "oldest demo in any archive ever" finally beat by... ONE FULL SECOND!
Stubgaard: It's always puzzled me why no-one could beat Horvath's old demo... Well, finally someone did... by ONE second... pffft! :-)
hobr easy 100% in 2:50 by Flavio Quadros, beating Jaakko Alakopsa by 35 seconds.
Mandel: Little messy at the end, but otherwise this looks SOLID! How can I learn to aim like that?
Stubgaard: More demos on this map please!
chessp1 nightmare 100% in 1:24 by Karol Urbanski, beating Nolan by 4 seconds.
Mandel: Id record AND this record done in what I believe Karol himself referred to as his "break from speedrunning" ;)
Stubgaard: Hooray
Thursday, January 11th by mwh & Stubgaard
2 Player Coop update! - 23:20 AM
Hell's Atrium
Nightmare 100% in
2:12
by Thomas Stubgaard,
beating himself by 5 seconds.
Stubgaard: it's more about being lucky than anything else :)
mwh: It's a Stubgaard ID1 NH, of course it's good ... also watch the Qd100Qst demo while we're on the map.
r1m2
Easy Run in
1:21
by Tom Nguyen,
beating Robert Axelsson by 10 seconds.
Stubgaard: unsuspected butter-smoothness from nguyen, quite a beautiful demo too
mwh: I consider this demo to be at least partly my fault :) It's better than I hoped for too!
chessp1
Easy 100% in
0:41
by Arturo Garcia Lasca,
beating Basil de Vries by 11 seconds.
Stubgaard: err, did he pick a new route or something?
mwh: Basil was right about this being a much faster route then.
coagula
Nightmare Run in
0:12
by Mathias Thore,
beating Robert Axelsson by 1 second.
Stubgaard: Optimal? I believe so! beautiful demo too...
mwh: More bunny power from the modern bunny master
commctr
Easy 100% in
1:37
by Thomas Bergendorff,
beating Carl Tholin by 12 seconds.
Stubgaard: High quality demo, 'nuff said!
mwh: Another smooth as silk Bergie EH
frostbite
Easy 100% in
1:54
by Flavio Quadros,
beating himself by 25 seconds.
Stubgaard: Best demo yet from Flavio if you ask me. Good stuff!
mwh: In another update, this might be the demo of the update. In this one, it just fits right in...
hdn
Easy 100% in
2:42
by Damian Kulot,
beating Thomas Bergendorff by 11 seconds.
Stubgaard: The first "suprise" demo of the year I'd say! Top notch playing and brilliant tricks all the way through. Can we expect to see the NH next? Pretty please...?
mwh: This is FUCKING FUN TO WATCH
hellbrid
Easy Run in
0:37
by Rutger Baks,
beating Dmitry Dementjev by 1 second.
Stubgaard: Tricks! And lots of them!
mwh: Trick after trick.
hobr
Easy Run in
1:05
by Flavio Quadros,
beating Tom Nguyen by 1 second.
Stubgaard: I'd like to see more 100% demos on this map... oh, nice demo btw :-)
mwh: I reckon this is about 1 second better than the previous demo.
lfdm4full
Nightmare 100% in
0:30
by Jonathan Lenhardt,
beating himself by 2 seconds.
Stubgaard: It's a shame this dude hasn't made more than a handful of demos :/
mwh: Lots of action in this one.
ne_dust2
Easy 100% in
2:39
by Karol Urbanski,
beating Jaakko Alakopsa by 5 seconds.
Stubgaard: no comment
mwh: Could be better...
ne_dust2
Easy 100% in
2:19
by Karol Urbanski,
beating himself by 20 seconds.
Stubgaard: Monster infightning is the key to this little enjoyable map from my favorite mapper
mwh: ... like this :-)
ne_dust2
2-Player Easy Run in
0:02 and
2-Player Nightmare Run in
0:02
by Mathias Thore and Robert Maglic,
beating Jaakko Alakopsa and Aleksander Osipov by 1 second.
Stubgaard: This is just silly...
mwh: Rattle-blam.
pb1
Easy Run in
0:15
by Arturo Garcia Lasca,
beating himself by 18 seconds.
Stubgaard: What's the deal with the ugly movement with the mouse after having performed the trick?
mwh: Now this is a crazy trick.