Playing through games quickly, skillfully and legitimately.
Wednesday, July 1, 2015 by HoboWithaShotgun
Solving the mystery of the missing princess with a talking sword
Up first, we have Transistor
, a game that just so happened to be developed by the same company who made one of my all-time favorite XBLA games, Bastion (BTW, it's Supergiant Games in case you were wondering). Seriously though, the reason I mention this is that when you start watching the run, you'll immediately notice just how strikingly similar the two games are. Regardless, they're completely different games apart from some gameplay mechanics. In Transistor, you play as Red, a female protagonist who must destroy an evil robot army. How will she do this? With a magical talking sword of course! Anyway, notable PC runner 'Maik 'Onin' Biekart
' brings another one of his runs to SDA, with a single segment with resets run, clocking in at a final time of 0:37:01
By now, you've probably watched AT LEAST one Mario run. That little italian guy's been all over the place, havening appeared in just about every videogame genre there is (in fact, the next Call of Duty game will have Mario as a secret playable character, though you didn't hear that from me). But let's game back to the Mario game we have today. New Super Mario Bros. 2
is a sidescrolling platform game released back in 2012 for the 3DS. Plotwise, Princess Peach yadda yadda yadda Bowser is evil yadda yadda yadda let's rescue her! But hey, at least the games are fun as hell. 'Jordan 'Greenalink' Greener
' seems to agree, since this his second run of the game, improving his previous run by 21 seconds, with a single segment run using warps, with a final time of 0:26:39
Last but not least, let's throw a monkey wrench in here and give you a completely unexpected run. Nancy Drew: Message in a Haunted Mansion
is your classic point and click mystery game released way back in 2000 for PC, and 2001 for the GBA. Everyone's favorite female detective must investigate an old Victorian Mansion that's under renovation, because apparently some evil spirits got bored and decided to mess with everyone. Realistically, this sounds like a job for the Ghostbusters, but I guess we'll send in an 18 year old amateur detective instead. Runner 'Michael 'arglefumph' Gray
' doesn't seem to mind spooky ghosts, and instead, opts to finish the game, or should I say solve the mystery in 0:15:54
minutes, single segment fashion on Senior Detective difficulty no less.
Saturday, June 27, 2015 by wickedcodeferret
Blast From the Past!
After playing as the descendant of Erdrick in the first Dragon Warrior game, Dragon Warrior III
provides all the back story of who Erdrick was, and how he/she got all the cool stuff you eventually find to defeat the Dragonlord. Plus, it added day/night cycles, an open world to explore, full party customization and a class/job changing system that paved the way for future console RPGs. I'm looking at you FF4/FF6! Completing the game in multiple segments, 'Darkwing Duck'
defeats Baramos' master Zoma and becomes a true hero in a blazing 23-segment 3:36:27
, which is an 1:37:33 improvement over the previous run (using 11 more segments).
Jumping into the future, humans will eventually set up planets with robot manufacturing plants to advance exploration of space. Until along come some aliens to ruin things by reprogramming our own robots to destroy us! Probably through that old OpenSSL Heartbleed thingy we never bothered patching. How did we not see that coming? Anyway, rather than try to fix things, let's send in a guy with questionable jumping skills to just destroy everything! Navigating the Low G Man: The Low Gravity Man
through five levels of ridiculous robots, awkward jumping and plenty of spear-thrusting action, 'Zakky the Goatragon'
defeats the alien menace 2:38 faster in a single-segment 0:12:54
. Be sure to watch the credits afterwards to be taunted about hidden game secrets you may have missed. And check out the run's commentary. SUCCESS!!!
When it comes to the past repeating itself though, Mega Man V
is really the Mega Man 3 of the Gameboy world. Why's that? Because all the past unique bosses from the Gameboy Mega Man I-IV games come back for one more round of action, and you get to kill them with unique Planet-based weapons! Like Salt Water! Wait... what? 'MrCab'
destroys the StarDroid masters and the Unique Boss Gang (plus Wily, of course!) in a single segment 0:45:21
, which is a 1:54 improvement over the previous segmented run.
And for all those with a love of Spoony Bards, there's only a few days left to sign up for the Mysidia Mayhem - Final Fantasy 4 Paladin Race Tournament (details here). It's an individual race from the start of the game until Cecil becomes a Paladin, which covers about the first 25% of the game. With over 50 runners on board to compete so far, it's shaping up to be the NCAA tourney of Final Fantasy 4 racing. Don't forget to fill out your bracket and cheer on your favorite runners to win!
Thursday, June 25, 2015 by LotBlind
The Super Country Girls are Getting Settled III
The Settlers III
is part of a long-running series of real-time strategy games where you build a town with a working infrastructure and production chains, procuring resources from the vicinity and raising an army to defeat the enemy factions. The third installment lets you play as either the Romans, the Egyptians, the Amazons or the generic "Asians". 'knoll3'
commands the mighty Roman empire from victory to victory, his IL runs totalling a 2:18:27
. The run is on the German version of the game, which means you can edumicate yourself while you watch.
The 1992 NES game Town & Country II: Thrilla's Surfari
: Thrilla's Surfari reminds me of a mellower version of Battletoads with its varied environments and surprisingly varied gameplay. Its setpiece story stars Thrilla Gorilla tasked with saving Barbie Bikini from Wazula the Kahuna. Most of the time this means you need to surf or rollerskate your way through each level, getting any ramp boosts you can with the occasional unintended skip and boss fight thrown in. The runner's ('WhiteHat94'
) summary: "The run just came down to maximizing speed and avoiding the coconuts". The run, a 0:15:30
, seems solid enough.
Released on the SNES in 1993, Miracle Girls
is the video game adaptation of a manga by the same name. In it you guide one of two twins, Tomomi or Mikage, through garishly bright scenery akin to Rainbow Islands or Little Nemo: Dream Master. Like Little Nemo, you throw candy at the monsters and get earworms from the upbeatest of beats playing in the background. Despite auto-scrollery minigames (one of which he beats without moving at all), Wesley 'Molotov' Corron
decided to grind out a polished 0:18:25
Single Segment run of this game. WARNING: watching it may make you color-blind.
The final run of this update got an excellent verifier respondage (yes that's a word from now on). We've looking at a 0:10:18
completion of Super Turrican
for the NES, not to be confused with the one for the SNES. What's special about this somewhat non-linear platformer is it was developed entirely by one person, the creator of the original Turrican and Turrican II which never had NES ports. Instead this game is largely a combination of the predating two. The runner's name is Dylan 'Jorf' Beauchamp
. We should all think about it !
Tuesday, June 23, 2015 by IsraeliRD
We have lots of speedruns coming up and with them new updaters! I'll still be around though, but for now I can go back to Time submitted speedruns, which is what I normally do around here.Risk of Rain
is a game Maik 'Onin' Biekart
can't get enough of, and I want to see more speedruns of it. With Providence's shields having a slight malfunction and using the Bandit for some teleportation tricks, 0:09:31
, Single Segment, is insane. Downpour difficulty and artifacts were used, but you knew that by now.
Loved System Shock 2 speedruns? While not as glitchy, System Shock
provides great entertainment with crappy controls and some unexpected glitches thrown in. If you followed the thread you'd know how much had 'PvtCb'
improved from his first run, bringing to the table an impressive 0:32:47
, played as Single Segment with Resets and Deaths.Alien Swarm
is a 4 player game, and anyone can testify that playing on the Brutal difficulty is pretty harsh. Now you're probably wondering why only Maik 'Onin' Biekart
's name is up, and that is because he played all levels of this game by himself. I believe it has to do with the need to make this brutal difficulty that much more difficult. So a single player against a horde of aliens meant for 4 players done in 0:12:23
? Yes please.
Wednesday, June 17, 2015 by IsraeliRD
Malkil returns in Ironsword: Wizards & Warriors II
and attempts to wreck havoc using the four elements. Thankfully glitches that allow you to preserve your magic between levels were found, which makes this game easier(?). 'deg222'
finishes in 0:08:44
, improving the 5 year old run by 2:12 minutes.
One of the more popular RPGs is Secret of Mana
, which has a deep storyline that can last for many hours. At least that's what 'Overfiendvip'
is being told, mainly because he skips all of that and completes the game in 0:06:47
with Uber-Large Skips glitches.
Sunday, June 7, 2015 by IsraeliRD
The Devil is in the details
The Half-Life fans will be happy to see they get a couple of runs today, both from Half-Life: Blue Shift
. Paul 'PJC' Connolly
provides us an 8 seconds improvement to the Easy difficulty Single Segment run, clocking in at 0:28:25
. The second run is for the Hazard Course training level. Unlike the original Hazard Course from Half-Life you get a slightly modified version with much longer speeches. Passing his time on Easy difficulty Paul 'PJC' Connolly
wraps this up in 0:03:40
, Single Segment.
After 6.5 years we now have to depart from Siyko's legendary 100% Diablo II: Lord of Destruction
run. Using 161 segments (11 more than Siyko), Pascal 'Teo-' Fischer
brings us a mind-boggling 1:38 hours improvement to the 100% run as the Sorceress. RNG manipulation is extreme, item management is well thought of, execution is unreal and seeing it in 2:43:59
is, well... why aren't you watching this already?
Tuesday, June 2, 2015 by IsraeliRD
I google'd it and wasn't disappointed.
It's been half a year since LittleBigPlanet
featured around here. If it wasn't glitching the game or ILs there wasn't much interest in doing full-game runs, until today. Tad 'RabidJellyfish' Cordle
shows off some serious skills pulling off a Single Segment run of all levels, clocking in at 0:55:20
If the RPG Limit Break marathon left you wanting more, then you're going to get just that. The first title is Final Fantasy Tactics
, where apparently knowing your arthematics and using your trusty TI-83 wreck havoc. John 'chessjerk' Kearsley IV
tackles his previous run from 3.5 years ago and finishes in 3:33:15
, using 30 segments. This is one segment less and 49 minutes faster.
The second one is Final Fantasy XII
, which introduces better battle and customizable gambit systems, new license and camera systems and the ability to skip cutscenes. Take that Half-Life! William 'Youkai' Welch
systematically improved his previous run, using 22 segments and finishing in 6:08:54
. This run is 26:23 minutes faster and uses 18 less segments. Audio commentary is included.
If you remember the SDA staff have asked for volunteers to write for the front page and we received a fair amount of applications. These are now closed and we will be getting new people soon enough :) Thanks to all those who volunteered!
Thursday, May 28, 2015 by IsraeliRD
Mainly sports themed update
Normally when we receive racing games, most of us would imagine it to be a Mario Kart game. Today however we get Gran Turismo
, a series popular by its own right. 'Meesbaker'
firstly completes getting all the licences swiftly and then smashes through the GT League in 1:39:51
, Single Segment on the European version.
Another sports game for you today comes in the form of Trials Evolution: Gold Edition
, where you get to break your neck riding a motorcycle in a variety of fun ways. Because this is normally an individual-level game, seeing 'TheBlazeJp'
put together a Single Segment clocking in at 0:50:10
makes this quite the achievement.
While not a sports game per-se, Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath HD
features a lot of running and dashing, along with plenty of shooting using unconventional weaponry in the form of insects and small mammals. 'TheOddgamer'
takes the HD version and gets all bounties done in 1:41:39
, using 7 segments.
Saturday, May 9, 2015 by IsraeliRD
This time to shorter runs.
It hasn't even been two months since Half-Life last appeared here, and we already have an improvement to an already short Hazard Course run. Max 'coolkid' Lundberg shaves 8 seconds off the run to clock in at 0:02:49, Single Segment.
Ikari Warriors II: Victory Road continues where the first game left-off, where the heroes return to their homeland only to be zoomed thousands of years into the future where Zang Zip has taken over. Playing on the (better) NES version of the game, 'ktwo' beats the game in 0:07:58, a 49 seconds improvement over the last run.
Wednesday, May 6, 2015 by IsraeliRD
Got a good run? Improve it!
is a cool indie puzzle platform game where you play in 2D on one of four sides of a 3D world. There are no enemies or bosses here but it has left you wondering whether the puzzles you meet are actually decipherable. Personally I am not sure I would be able to solve a QR code puzzle without the app on my phone. Gaétan 'Gyoo' Young
improves his previous run by 1:30 minutes, down to 0:29:25
, Single Segment.
If you enjoyed the Gauntlet series then you'd be happy to see a run for Gauntlet Legends
. A corrupt mage summoned a demon who in turn imprisoned his soul in the underworld, and you need to banish the demon back. 'Boyo003'
returns to his previous run as well, massively improving by 30:31 minutes and clocking in at 1:10:19
, playing as the Archer on Expert difficulty, Single Segment. Unlike his previous run 'Boyo003'
gave us author's comments, and added in audio commentary to the run.